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[vapidfloozy]

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."

Comments

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[freezerburned]

but i dont know hat you look like. if i did i wouldnt have thought you were henry

anyway how does stealing dead animals from my pet store and throwing them at frost giants sound???

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[vapidfloozy]

then I guess we'll have to meet so you can compare me and henry and be impressed by how much more charming I am even if you're not a girl (are you a girl??)

ha! ha! oh that henry, he's such a card

sorry about your dead animals

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[freezerburned]

....im not a girl, dude

uh- i just. what?

who the hell are you??

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[vapidfloozy]

well, that's too bad, then.

I'm inigo! henry and I are from the same world. I'm widely known as a casanova and ladies' man. soon the lovely lasses of this place will be swooning at my feet too! do you know any?

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[freezerburned]

...no.

i mean i know girls but not... the swooning kind i guess.

henry is from your world?

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[vapidfloozy]

when they meet me they'll turn into the swooning kind, trust me

yes! henry and I are comrades in arms, and he's a friend of my mother and father

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[freezerburned]

wait seriously? that guy has friends???

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[vapidfloozy]

of course he has friends! you're pretty rude but I bet even you have friends. why wouldn't he?

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[freezerburned]

....because hes creepy and he likes killing people

as in

ending people's lives

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[vapidfloozy]

you just don't get him that's all

he helps me out all the time!

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[freezerburned]

helps... to kill... people...

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[vapidfloozy]

well... not here. it's pretty useful when you're in a war though

plus girls love that whole spooky dark magician thing!

[because that totally describes henry...]

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[freezerburned]

....i dont think they do actually

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[vapidfloozy]

what do you know about girls

[No, seriously, Isaac.

what do you know]

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[freezerburned]

[:|]

i know plenty. you obviously dont if youre talking about them liking spooky dark magicians

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[vapidfloozy]

oh yeah well do you have a girlfriend

lots of girls like that kind of thing! I don't know why but they really do

it's weird

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[freezerburned]

i live with a girl and she doesnt like creepy death people

i cant even believe were talking about this

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[vapidfloozy]

well you were talking about henry in the beginning right

girls like him

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[freezerburned]

name one

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[vapidfloozy]

they didn't tell me their names

they were too busy flirting with henry

:(

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[freezerburned]

a likely story

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[vapidfloozy]

just go try to pick up some girls with him sometime, you'll see

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[freezerburned]

ill pass

how are you with animals?

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[vapidfloozy]

great! wyverns love me

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[freezerburned]

what the hell is a wyvern