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[vapidfloozy]

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."

Comments

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[freezerburned]

ill pass

how are you with animals?

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[vapidfloozy]

great! wyverns love me

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[freezerburned]

what the hell is a wyvern

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[vapidfloozy]

you don't know what a wyvern is? they're majestic beasts

a little scary sometimes

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[freezerburned]

that really doesnt help with a mental image there

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[vapidfloozy]

you know what a dragon is, right?

it's sort of like a smaller, dumber one

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[freezerburned]

well theyd have to be

if they like you

[TOO EASY SORRY INIGO

that was for Gerome]

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[vapidfloozy]

[WOW RUDE]

they'd probably eat you if they met you

it'd serve you right

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[freezerburned]

too bad thatll never happen

when you see henry next tell him hes banned from the pet store

bye

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[vapidfloozy]

[Things Inigo is definitely not going to do: tell Henry he's banned from the pet store.]