inigo {flower picker}

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."