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[vapidfloozy]

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."

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Day 308

[kuramaless]

Hey, Oi Sasuke--

Are y'there?

Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.

We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.

I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.

Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?

[vapidfloozy]

[Gosh, what's this? Clearly missent! But he seems friendly, it would be rude to ignore it!]

Hello, my mysterious friend! I'm afraid I'm not Sasuke, but you ought to know that if you're taking your girlfriend out, inviting someone else along is a terrible idea. Three's a crowd!

[Because... Sasuke could be a girl's name, right?? Inigo is full of helpful advice!]

Ramen, though, now that's a good idea. Girls love noodles!

[kuramaless]

[You know what?

At first he was just annoyed. Just how many people did this stupid message get sent to?

Now he's mortified.]

... Sasuke's not a girl.

It ain't a date, alright! There's a bunch of people, we're gonna go get ramen.

[vapidfloozy]

So... a group date, then?

[Look, this is important!]

How many pretty girls are coming? Maybe I'll join you!

[kuramaless]

It's not a date.

[For goodness sake, come on! However... now you go on and say something like that.]

... Girls?

Uh, I dunno? A couple?

[vapidfloozy]

Then it's a date! You should invite a few more, the prettiest ones you can find. And me. No date is complete without Inigo!

[Sounds totally legit, right?]

[kuramaless]

Inigo?

That's your name?

[He's not going to go out of his way to invite girls... whoever turns up, turns up.]

[vapidfloozy]

That's my name! Tell all your lady friends. And what do you go by?

[kuramaless]

[What lady friends? You're going to be sorely disappointed.]

Er-- Naruto.

I'm headin' over there now.

[vapidfloozy]

[When it comes to girls, Inigo is pretty much always sorely disappointed.]

Great! I'll meet you there, then. How are you at being a wingman?

[kuramaless]

Er--

Well, I can't fly?

[What else could you possibly mean?]

[vapidfloozy]

Come on, wingmen aren't for flying! They hang out with their buddies and talk them up to girls! And sometimes they take the girl's unattractive friend, you know, if she wants some attention. That's a little much, though.

[How can he not know of such an important task?!]

[kuramaless]

[What are you talking about, man?]

I--

I just wanna go eat ramen, y'know?

[vapidfloozy]

I wanna go eat ramen too! With girls. Cute girls.

[Duh.]

[kuramaless]

Uh, okay.

So. You coming or not?

[vapidfloozy]

Sure! Not like I have anything better to do.