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[vapidfloozy]

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."

Comments

[kuramaless]

Inigo?

That's your name?

[He's not going to go out of his way to invite girls... whoever turns up, turns up.]

[vapidfloozy]

That's my name! Tell all your lady friends. And what do you go by?

[kuramaless]

[What lady friends? You're going to be sorely disappointed.]

Er-- Naruto.

I'm headin' over there now.

[vapidfloozy]

[When it comes to girls, Inigo is pretty much always sorely disappointed.]

Great! I'll meet you there, then. How are you at being a wingman?

[kuramaless]

Er--

Well, I can't fly?

[What else could you possibly mean?]

[vapidfloozy]

Come on, wingmen aren't for flying! They hang out with their buddies and talk them up to girls! And sometimes they take the girl's unattractive friend, you know, if she wants some attention. That's a little much, though.

[How can he not know of such an important task?!]

[kuramaless]

[What are you talking about, man?]

I--

I just wanna go eat ramen, y'know?

[vapidfloozy]

I wanna go eat ramen too! With girls. Cute girls.

[Duh.]

[kuramaless]

Uh, okay.

So. You coming or not?

[vapidfloozy]

Sure! Not like I have anything better to do.