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[vapidfloozy]

"Hello there! This is Inigo, and if you're a beautiful lady calling for a date, then I'm going to be kicking myself for missing the dulcet tones of your voice! Leave me a message of love, and I promise your sweet words will get my heart thumping in no time. I'll call you back as soon as I can!

...oh, and if anyone wants anything else, leave a message."

Comments

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

[He has no idea what's going on!]

But how would I feed them? I don't want to have dead mice stuck in my sleeves. I'm pretty sure the ladies wouldn't like that at all.

voice;

[necrowmantic]

Aw, they'll eat just about anything! Sneak 'em a bit of bread or cheese sometime, and they'll be fine!

[There's no way this can go wrong.]

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

Huh. How many do you have? I'm sure I don't need that many mice for this plan! But then, I wouldn't want to try to catch them after I let them go...

voice;

[necrowmantic]

A whoooole lot, and more on the way, I think! You just take whatever you need, I'll be your supplier!

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

Great! I'd better refine this plan so it's perfect.

[...but he feels the need to ask the forbidden question.]

Where'd you get the mice, Henry?

voice;

[necrowmantic]

Uh... I sort of saved them! Accidentally, but it still counts I think. I collected a bunch when they were frozen because I thought they were dead- and I still had some left when they thawed out! Isn't that cool?

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

Sure! That's pretty ice! [Get it? GET IT??] I guess if they had been dead you could've used them to feed your birds, huh?

voice;

[necrowmantic]

[Very approving laughter at the pun. They were related in spirit, truly.]

Yep! The birds are already going after the live ones too, which is why I need to find somewhere to store all these little guys. If you can take a few you'll help me out too!

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

Well, all right then. I'm always happy to help a friend out, and I can get some girls with them. It'll be great!

[He'll just end up keeping the mice as pets.]

voice;

[necrowmantic]

Awesome! I'll pick some cute ones out for ya!

[He'll give him girl mice and Inigo can practice his lines on them.]

voice;

[vapidfloozy]

Great! I only want the cutest ones!

[Don't encourage him.]